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Joke of the day

May 16, 2008
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Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker. The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?"
The man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?"
"Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, " Well, what about you son? What is your final request?"
"Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."

(this is how I've been starting my day everyday)